Behind The Myth

I am:
A professional malcontent, a part-time misanthrope, an unconfirmed publisher’s clearing house winner, a dreamer, a cynic, a smart-ass, appearing for a limited engagement at a soon to be announced mythical location, a writer of words and teller of tales, a nice guy hiding behind a facade of irritability, a browncoat, a whovian, an unrepentant geek, a pack animal at heart, Batman.