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I found this while surfing around tonight. It’s stupid and it’s funny so I thought I’d share.
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Some of the more amusingly stupid ones that I’ve come up with so far are:
In 1972 Vin Diesel was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn’t commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire…. Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel once used Gary Coleman as a hand puppet. Coleman said the experience changed his life and led him to give up smoking.
Vin Diesel has spent thousands of hours and a personal fortune trying to convince the band Ramstein to do a cover of ‘Broken Wings’ by Mr. Mister.
Vin Diesel challenged Jesus to a race across the Atlantic and would have won had he not been eaten by a giant whale. After he murdered it to death from the inside, he emerged in the South Pacific and found the island from Lost, and rescued everybody.
He is made up of smaller, slightly more British Vin Diesels