Hey, if I’m going to Hell, I might as well design it so as it’s going to be excruciatingly painful right? I mean I have to get my money’s worth, right? Well… here goes. It ain’t pretty, but it’s … uhhh…. Hell.
Geeks, Goths
Circle I Limbo
Rednecks
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Democrats, Republicans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
E-Mail Spammers
Circle IV Rolling Weights
General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands
Bill Gates, PETA Members
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice