Right, so the following e-mail landed in my inbox the other day and was immediately filtered out by Netscape 7.1’s shnazzy new mail filter (That thing is a godsend btw). But as I still don’t fully trust technology to do all my thinking for me, I still take the time to rummage through my junk folder as it comes in to see if it’s misclassified any mail. So far in the month that I’ve had it, I’ve seen it misclassify 3 emails out of about a couple of 100 that I’ve received in that time. Yeah, I know that’s not a lot compared to some much more public or commercial websites, but it has more than satisfied me.
Anyways, I digress. You really have to wonder what the point of this e-mail is. The obvious answer is that it’s just a spammer trolling for active e-mail addresses to put on a list, but maybe it really is someone trapped in time…. we may never know.
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I’m a time traveler stuck here in 2003.
Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.
Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal location settings (X, Y, Z,) which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you. Send a separate email to me at:
Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.
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