Some Bizarreness Here’s some more randomness th…

Some Bizarreness

Here’s some more randomness that I discovered last night during my nocturnal wanderings.

First up. I bring you Bad Subtitles and The Bride of Bad Subtitles. Which are actual stills from some foreign bootleg translations of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers, respectively.

Enjoy. Some of them are really bent.

Next up… Death By Pressure Differential which is just a horrible way to go… even if you are a crab.

And finally…

Remember the Simpsons episode where Homer found the box of dishwasher soap that appeared to have his head as its logo? Remember just how bizarre the Mr. Sparkle commercial was? Remember how you told yourself “Man, that was weird, but there’s no way that the real Japanese advertising industry would ever produce something that nonsensical?”

You were wrong.

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