Do I hear a resounding Hell Yeah! This Ad w…

Do I hear a resounding Hell Yeah!

This Ad was apparently published in the New York Times recently. I did some cursory digging to discover the truth to see if it really was or if it was yet another internet hoax. My basic investigative skills resulted in a big ol’ resounding “Inconclusive” so I gave up. Grissom and Horatio would both have my head for being such an unthorough slackass.

Anyways… before I digress any further, all I have to say is that regardless of the validity of the above image, the sentiment holds 110% true and the record companies need to get there heads out of their collective asses and pay attention.

Now if I could just find the idiot who wrote the following sentence and throttle the living fuck out of him for putting the word like in there where it doesn’t need to be and where it detracts 110% from the professional feel of the whole advertisement.

“After all, the kids swapping were like ten times more likely to buy cd’s, making your cause all the more admirable.”

In fact, it’s the use of that one little word that calls into question my whole belief in the validity of the ad and makes me think it was more an amateurish teenage photoshop stunt rather than an honest ad to begin with. Either that or the idiots in the Rolling Stone editing department were schooled in like, the Valley, dude.

Oh well, no matter. To bed for now as tomorrow I’m back to puppy-sitting the holy terror known as Connor. If I get the chance, I’ll compose a little rant on my feelings regarding the subject of responsibility and my brother’s current lack thereof.


D’oh! I hate it when I post a blog entry and ge…


I hate it when I post a blog entry and get distracted and forget to publish it. That’s why the Evil post that I wrote a few days ago, suddennly appeared today. I hate missing a chance to dazzle you with my brilliance and inflict you with all the drivel and stupidity the internet has to offer.

On that note… I suggest we all take a tour of the White House. The funniest thing about this is it’s hard to seperate the truth from the fiction. Enjoy!

Better Birthdays Through Presents So I’m gettin…

Better Birthdays Through Presents

So I’m getting a really great gift for my birthday this year, or at least I think of it as a gift. Because I’m unable to travel to the states to visit my wife, my parents have decided to bring her to me. <Insert heavenly choir singing Hallejullah!> I’m really happy about this. Best birthday present Ever!

Of course… just because you can’t top that present doesn’t mean that I won’t turn my nose up at any other gifts so get out there and buy me stuff!