Greg Is…
Some things you may or may not have known about me…
- Greg is a framework for testing other programs and libraries.
- Greg’s is the best Telegraph Avenue Pizza Joint
- Greg is our ANGEL!
- Greg is blind in his right eye and has scarring on the left eye and the doctor’s aren’t really sure if he can see any out of his left eye.
- Greg is uncanny in his ability to place the ball exactly where he wants it
- Greg is Vice President for Spacecraft Development at Bigelow Aerospace in Las Vegas, Nevada
- Greg is best described as a ‘phenomenon’ as in, “Captain, we’re picking up strange readings from that unexplained phenomenon over there.”
- Greg is practically working
- Greg is competing as a Champion with some reservation
- Greg is often on the Bruce Trail
- Greg is my “sunshine.”
- Greg is a consummate professional and I would highly recommend him for ANY function.
- Greg is good
- Greg is attacked by puppet zombies
- Greg is just like me!
- Greg is now settling into married life with Mrs. Greg.
- Greg IS real.
- Greg is a Chuck Lorre Production
- Greg is online
- Greg is a great talent and those talents are all-inclusive
- Greg is a freak
- If Greg is British, I’m an Eskimo
- Greg is fall and, of course, football season
- Greg is an accomplished caller
- Greg is Very Powerful
- Greg is the self-proclaimed “cranky old man” of gaming
- Greg is being used to equip God’s people
- Greg is forced to make a very embarrassing public admission
- Greg is now available
- Greg is forced to repress his primal urges and temptations from the day he was born.
- Greg is lying in bed bare chested
- Greg is a good looking man with plenty of fur
- Greg is doing people
- Greg is a confirmed non-smoker, often appearing on TV with his laminated urine test results hanging from a chain around his neck
- Greg is not far from being a devil incarnate.
- Greg is just a regular guy trying to at best break even in a no-win scenario
- Greg is still traipsing about
- Greg is not going to read it anymore
- Greg is not his real name
- Greg is unemployed
- Greg is essential
- Greg is looking pumped now
- Greg is not concerned
- And no, Greg is not Weird Al
These and other stupid revelations can be found by going to Google.com and typing in “Greg is” and then reading the results. Of course, for something a little more relevant to you, you may want to use your own name rather than mine.