I found this from a guy named Steve on Myspace

I am the Atacama Desert!
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.
YOU ARE THE ATACAMA DESERT

You are the driest area on Earth. Your annual rainfall is roughly the depth of a dollar bill. In fact, often you can go for several years without any precipitation whatsoever. If you wanted to fill a pint glass by rainfall alone, you would have to have started in 1704, five years before the invention of the piano; to get enough water to drown a man of average height would take 3600 years, or the time between us and the Hittites. You really put Canadian “dry” ginger ale into perspective.

Hey… It’s my blog and I can fill it with crap if I please… and so I shall.


which chinese symbol are you?


WIND!
Take this quiz!

Okay… so not really.

But it’s like some weird Julie Andrews, sound of mucus “these are a few of my favourite things” scene gone horribly awry (that’s pronounced Ah-Rye and not AWE-REE btw) or some crazy “you got your chocolate in my peanut butter” commercial from the 80s. Or, or…

Okay. That’s enough bad and poorly constructed analogies to last a lifetime (besides I couldn’t come up with any more). At any rate, here it is in all it’s glory. A simple series of images combining a “few of my favourite things”:

The Muppets… and Serenity.

Yeah… It’s thursday and I’m bored. Deal with it.

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
Captain Jack Sparrow
75%
Lara Croft
54%
William Wallace
54%
Neo, The "One"
54%
Indiana Jones
54%
The Amazing Spider-Man
50%
The Terminator
50%
Maximus Decimus Meridius
50%
Batman, The Dark Knight
33%
James Bond, Agent 007
29%
El Zorro
17%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v.2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

On the U.S.S. Lego Harry S. Truman

Rock the fuck on.

Happy St. Pats and all that crap.

I love that word. Namely because it contains the word moron, which in my eyes sums up a lot about many oxymoronic phrases/beliefs and ideas.

Today’s case in point, people who believe in “Intelligent Design”

I’m not even going to bother commenting on the article beyond my initial “morons!” comment. They don’t deserve better.

There is definitely something cool about playing in the sand. And it becomes even cooler when you realize you’re the only one playing and you have not just sand but a whole sandbox filled with oil, water, salt sand, fire and plant life…. Man, it’s like having your own personal six demon bag which as we all know is filled with the power of wind, fire, all that kind of thing.1

Go play. It’s extraordinarily addictive and time consuming.

1 One thousand and three points to whomever gets the 80′s movie reference.

Here’s a bunch of crap that I’ve stumbled across recently.

First, the top ten Strangest Lego Creations

Next up a live recreation of the opening sequence to The Simpsons

More as I find it.