Testing… Pt. II

Yeah. Yeah. I know. A couple of days my ass. We all knew full well that I’d tinker with the site until it was running perfectly and that I couldn’t leave broken links or images lurking about for any length of time.

So… I’ve stayed up way past my bedtime playing with stuff and now everything should be working properly. If, however, you manage to catch something that my omniscient ego managed to miss then please let me know and I’ll fix it.

Heck. I even changed the poll!

Testing. Testing. One… Two… Three

Well, as you most likely have discovered by now, I moved.

My fancy new domain name and hosting for it got set up today so I’m feeling about as giddy as a little schoolgirl. Yes, I am a true geek because stupid minutia like this amuses me to no end. Yay me!

Big thanks go out to my wonderful wife for making the magic happen! Thanks babe.

Most everything seems to be working properly but there are still two or three images and links that are a little screwed up (the archive link and the lil animated gifs at the top of the blog for example). I’m working on them on and off so it may be a day or so before everything returns to “normal” around here.

And yes… I know the poll is out of date. Bravenet’s site was being a mangy wanker earlier when I tried to change it. I’ll go back later and try again.

Until then. Knock yourselves out and go watch the Gollum clip from a few posts ago already.

Images From Outer Space

I always think that pictures of space are the coolest thing. They always instill in me a great sense of wonder and reassert my place in this vast universe.

Today’s magical images are of the Earth… as seen from Mars.

Enjoy

The Truth About Gollum

Gollum. He’s a right proper bastard. Always has been, Always will be.

What? You don’t believe me? Bah! You heathen unbeliever. You’ve been bewitched by his “good” side haven’t you? You fool!

Go and rid yourself of your any “nice” predispositions that you may have towards the little stinker by checking out this clip from his acceptance speech at this year’s MTV Movie Awards.

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I mean it… Click the link already! Sheesh.

PS – I suppose I should warn you now though, It’s an 8 meg Mov file so if you’re on dialup you may be waiting awhile. And you’ll obviously need Quicktime to view it properly. If you don’t have the program by now (or know where to get it) I henceforth disown your pathetic interweb surfing asses.

Enjoy.

Moving…

… kinda sorta. Nope I’m not moving, per se, at least not yet. I am however, finally getting off my arse and moving this little website to it’s own little domain.

Why the move you ask? Well, partly because I want to be unique and cool and join the in crowd with my own little piece of silicon heaven, and partly because when I head south, this current incarnation of the site will be shut down around the same time I close my account with my ISP.

Rather than leave you all in the lurch when that happens and have you all stand around wondering what my new home will be and what new url address + account subdirectory you’ll have to memorize to find these words of wisdom. I’m going to do the switch now and get it over with. This way you’ll all have a chance to learn the new addy before I move, I’ll get my ego stroked by having my own domain name and hell, I’ll even have time to set up a temporary redirect from here to the new site so as you lazy asses get shown the most direct route to the cheese.

Aren’t I a clever boy

Anyways. Things may get a little wonky around here as I set things up so if you see anything that doesn’t quite work, just be patient and know that, yes, I am breaking things on purpose just to exasperate you the random web browser.

Ta for now.

HAHAH

Twisted, funny, and more than a little pornographic. Enjoy!

Orgasms of the World

And that’s all for now… I shall eventually get around to blogging about important matters but for the moment this is all you get.

Random Thoughts For Random Times

Couple of things came across my desk the other day that I felt warranted a blog entry. I may be a geek but even I have standards.

Anyways First up is the best Idea I’ve heard all morning:

The Shaving Industry Lies

Next Up… Confirm how geeky you really are with this new and improved home Geek Test.

The Geek Test

And yes, if you pee on yourself and turn blue, you should seek help immediately.

Gamer Geek Humour

For those few of you who aren’t Gamer geeks and won’t get this joke, tough. The other three of you can enjoy and snicker at this.

Snicker already dammit!!!

There. Sheesh.

Full Frontal Nerdity

Heh

The Truth Hurts

Hell? Yes. Line on the left, One Handbasket each

And even though it’s a bit out of date (on an internet timescale – aka it’s old news from 2 weeks ago), here’s a fun little quiz where you can see which level of Hell the handbasket will deliver you to.

Apparently I dont’ get to pass Go, nor am I allowed to collect $200. Instead I’m heading straight for aisle 2 where I can be at home with all my fellow degenerates. Yay Me!

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The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to… the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

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    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very High

Take the Dante’s Divine Comedy Inferno Test