This site Rocks!

Through the wonders of divx encoded animation, this site provides an outlet for all of us embittered and disillusioned cynics out there to identify and realize our dreams of seeing certain movies end the way we think they should’ve ended. No more will we have to strain our collective imaginations to cover gaping plot-holes and bad acting. Finally we can sit back and watch a two hours of bad movie in a span of under 5 minutes and still have all the major plot points covered.

So far, I think the LoTR one is the best, because it’s true!

This is just too damn cool. I’ve got to get my hands on one of them. They look like waaaaaay too much fun.

Ooo Looks like they’re available at Wally world and Toys’R'Expensive in the states for $80 US now. Wonder if they’re available up here…. Ugh. I’m thinking about this too much. Bah…

And in other non “Greg is a trendy consumer lemming” news, I pulled this icon from a friend of a friend of a friend’s LJ and I just find it amusing every time I see it and have to share.

Speaking of teh evil that is Livejournal, I’m not sure if I’ve posted this before (and as per the norm, I’m too lazy to look) but here’s a fun waste of time that shows you the last 40 pictures posted on LJ. It can be fairly addictive. I’ll warn you now though, it’s definitely not safe for work, or it has the potential to be very non-work safe. I just find it interesting that whenever I check the link, regardless of the time, 90% of the pics/posts are in cyrillic. Apparently the Russians post more photos on LJ than the rest of us. Who knew.

And yeah, that’s about all I have to say tonight. Enjoy!

Today was a good day. Paintball with a couple of my closest friends. Getting some sun. Getting some excercise. Getting shot multiple times in the ass at close range. These are a few of my favourite things… well except the getting shot in the ass part. Bloody hell did that hurt like a sumbiatch… and I’ve got welts similar to the one above on each of my ass cheeks to prove it. But hey, At least I fared better than the guy who got one in the crotch from Aaron.

Anyways. I shall sleep now, because I’m old and sore.

What Planet Are You From?

this quiz was made by The Autist Formerly Known As Tim

As I am always such a good little internet droog who follows along like a lemming, here is my repost of this stupid little meme.

I’ve seen 73 of these, so I guess I actually do have a life… I wonder where I put it.

“Supposedly” if you’ve seen over 85 of the 169 movies on this list, then you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. Put your score and repost:

( ) Nacho Libre
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Orange County
(x) The Green Mile
( ) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane!
( ) Red Eye
( ) Stick It
( ) She’s the Man
( ) 8 Mile

Total: 6

(x) The Princess Bride
( ) SNL’s The Best of Will Ferrell
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Fun With Dick and Jane
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Managment
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total: 4

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Band Camp

Total: 6

(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil I
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Cinderella Man
(x) The Village
( ) Lilo & Stitch

Total: 6

( ) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots

Total: 5

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG

Total: 3

( ) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards

Total: 7

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child’s Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask

Total: 6

(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean’s Eleven
(x) Ocean’s Twelve
(x) Identity
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) Superstar
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice age 2 The Meltdown

Total: 7

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss’ Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Monsters Inc.
( ) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2

Total: 4

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She’s All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3

Total: 8

(x) X-Men
(x) X-Men 2
(x) X-Men 3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Others
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

Total: 8

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
( ) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40 Year Old Virgin
( ) The Hills Have Eyes

Total: 3

Grand Total: 73

The Oilers lost. Dammit I’m not a happy camper.

Too Much Fun

Gawd I’m easily amused, aren’t I.

SWEET FUCKING YES!!!

WE WON WITH A SHORT-HANDED GOAL IN OT! FUCK YOU CAROLINA! THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS CUP IS GOING SOUTH OF THE 49^th THIS YEAR!

So tonight, the gamer geek in me wasted about 3hrs laughing my ass off at the aftermath of this little comic and the original livejournal post that spawned it. And after reading that, I was subsequently led to this thread on the RPG.net forums where everyone and their little brother decided to post/respond to a funny.

And some of them are soooooo damn funny! Yes. I did read all 173 odd pages of it.

I should’ve saved some of my favs to repost here. Maybe after a day or so I’ll go back and root through them again.