Behind The Myth

I am:
A professional malcontent, an unconfirmed publisher’s clearing house winner, a dreamer, a cynic, a smartass, appearing for a limited engagement at a soon to be announced location, a sucker for John Hughes movies, allergic to eucalyptus, a romantic, never quite living up to my potential, a writer of words and teller of tales, a nice guy hiding behind a facade of irritability, able to consume large quantities of oxygen for an unlimited amount of time, not eating as healthily as I should, a browncoat, stubborn, a father, happily off the market, chivalrous, a pack animal at heart, and only mildy egomaniacal… no, really!