Indiana Jones And The Really Verbose Movie Title

The title for the fourth Indiana Jones movie was released yesterday and, I’ll be honest, it doesn’t quite roll off the tongue. It is called
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it for the simple fact that it’s Indy but perhaps a little less verbage would’ve been more appropriate. Just because Harrison Ford is getting a little long in the tooth these days doesn’t mean the title has to as well.

Ah well, I’ll just shut up. We all know I’m just getting bitter and cynical in my old age.

*Rides off into the sunset humming the Indy title music*