Okay… I saw this one on Shane’s blog1 and due to my unique situation I figured I’d take it for a spin.
| You Are 39% American |
 America: You don’t love it or want to leave it.But you wouldn’t mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you’ll fly a Canadian (or British, or Irish) flag instead… And give Uncle Sam a kick to the head with a frozen boot! |
That sounds roughly about right. (I’ve edited the original flag and Uncle Sam comments in the answer for personal clarity though. Originally they said, Freak flag and sucker punch respectively. Trust me, it’s better this way)
1See Shane. I do give hat tips when they’re valid. Ya whiney bastard 😛
My results.
You Are 60% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe. Still, you know there’s no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one’s going to take it away from you!
*wonders what the other 40% is*
British, German, and Cherokee for the most part. 🙂
Damn… and here I was hoping for something like Sex goddess. *sigh*
What…. have… you…. done…. ????
Suggesting your own wife isn’t a sex goddess…
Footnote noted.
It’s ok I ignore him 40% of the time anyway. ^_-