Okay… I saw this one on Shane’s blog1 and due to my unique situation I figured I’d take it for a spin.
|You Are 39% American
|America: You don’t love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn’t mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you’ll fly a Canadian (or British, or Irish) flag instead… And give Uncle Sam a kick to the head with a frozen boot!
That sounds roughly about right. (I’ve edited the original flag and Uncle Sam comments in the answer for personal clarity though. Originally they said, Freak flag and sucker punch respectively. Trust me, it’s better this way)
1See Shane. I do give hat tips when they’re valid. Ya whiney bastard 😛