Well, I got my social security card today *insert obligatory soundbite of cheering crowds here* so I’m officially allowed to work here now. I guess my days as a lazy arsed bum have finally come to an end. I feel like I should have a memorial service for the end of an era or something… eh, maybe I’ll just wait until I actually get a job and can afford to buy a headstone or something.
Here’s hoping I find a decent one that doesn’t even remotely involve the phrase “Do you want fries with that?”
Wish me luck.