Ummm…. Okay?!?!?!?

So really, can anyone here tell me what a 2000 year old (give or take) dead guy smells like? Apparently these people know.

Honestly, what will they think of next? You humans baffle me so much sometimes that I am sorely tempted to phone up my editor at The Guide and see if my expense account has enough in it to deliver 7 or 8 thousand bugblatter beasts from Traal just to see what you’d do with them.

Hang on… Frankie mouse wants to have a word with me.

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