Quizzically, he protested…

Okay, I figure it’s been awhile since we had a couple of stupid quizzes around here and as I am the only one that really and truly matters, what I say goes. Therefore I bring you the following.

First up is something near and dear to my heart. That’s right, the english language. That magical substance known as the written word that allows us all to communicate with each other without us having to resort to banging rocks together and grunting monosyllabically (sorry Trev, you can keep grunting if you want though). So, without further adieu…

The Commonly Confused Words Test

And for those curious, my results were:

English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 83% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can’t find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don’t. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you’re not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

As for the second… I don’t know whether to be proud or dissapointed.

I am 39% Asshole/Bitch.
Part Time Asshole/Bitch.

I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.