Just some amusing and mildly intelligent quips that I’ve heard and seen recently that I thought I’d share.
” Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked ”
” A status symbol is a symbol, not status ”
” I like exposing people to music. My music says I like exposing myself ”
” Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs ”
” Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, but Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare! ”
” After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music ”
And my personal favourite… (and yes Rachel, you are)
” You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her “