The Truth About Gollum Gollum. He’s a right pro…

The Truth About Gollum

Gollum. He’s a right proper bastard. Always has been, Always will be.

What? You don’t believe me? Bah! You heathen unbeliever. You’ve been bewitched by his “good” side haven’t you? You fool!

Go and rid yourself of your any “nice” predispositions that you may have towards the little stinker by checking out this clip from his acceptance speech at this year’s MTV Movie Awards.



I mean it… Click the link already! Sheesh.

PS – I suppose I should warn you now though, It’s an 8 meg Mov file so if you’re on dialup you may be waiting awhile. And you’ll obviously need Quicktime to view it properly. If you don’t have the program by now (or know where to get it) I henceforth disown your pathetic interweb surfing asses.


Moving… … kinda sorta. Nope I’m not moving…


… kinda sorta. Nope I’m not moving, per se, at least not yet. I am however, finally getting off my arse and moving this little website to it’s own little domain.

Why the move you ask? Well, partly because I want to be unique and cool and join the in crowd with my own little piece of silicon heaven, and partly because when I head south, this current incarnation of the site will be shut down around the same time I close my account with my ISP.

Rather than leave you all in the lurch when that happens and have you all stand around wondering what my new home will be and what new url address + account subdirectory you’ll have to memorize to find these words of wisdom. I’m going to do the switch now and get it over with. This way you’ll all have a chance to learn the new addy before I move, I’ll get my ego stroked by having my own domain name and hell, I’ll even have time to set up a temporary redirect from here to the new site so as you lazy asses get shown the most direct route to the cheese.

Aren’t I a clever boy

Anyways. Things may get a little wonky around here as I set things up so if you see anything that doesn’t quite work, just be patient and know that, yes, I am breaking things on purpose just to exasperate you the random web browser.

Ta for now.