Disclaimer Read the fine print. Sometimes it ma…


Read the fine print. Sometimes it may amuse you.

Warranty: No warranties, either expressed or implied, are hereby given. All software is supplied as is, without guarantee. The user assumes all responsibility for damages resulting from the use of these features, including, but not limited to, frustration, disgust, system abends, disk head-crashes, general malfeasance, floods, fires, shark attack, nerve gas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis, local electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure, a temporary dissemination of the code of the One, invasion, hashing collisions, the destruction of Zion, normal wear and tear of friction surfaces, cosmic radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive electronic components, windstorms, disruptions in the Force, the Riders of Nazgûl, infuriated chickens, malfunctioning mechanical or electrical sexual devices, the second coming of Jesus, premature activation of the distant early warning system, peasant uprisings, jumpstarting the Earth’s molten core, halitosis, artillery bombardment, transporter accidents leading to a mirror universe, explosions, cave-ins, rerouting warp plasma thru the main deflector and/or frogs falling from the sky.