Hell? Yes. Line on the left, One Handbasket each
And even though it’s a bit out of date (on an internet timescale – aka it’s old news from 2 weeks ago), here’s a fun little quiz where you can see which level of Hell the handbasket will deliver you to.
Apparently I dont’ get to pass Go, nor am I allowed to collect $200. Instead I’m heading straight for aisle 2 where I can be at home with all my fellow degenerates. Yay Me!
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to… the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
|Purgatory (Repenting Believers)||Very Low|
|Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)||Very Low|
|Level 2 (Lustful)||Very High|
|Level 3 (Gluttonous)||Moderate|
|Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)||Very High|
|Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)||High|
|Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics)||Very High|
|Level 7 (Violent)||High|
|Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)||Very High|
|Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous)||Very High|
Take the Dante’s Divine Comedy Inferno Test