So my writing spurt stopped abruptly about five minutes after I wrote about it last night. Didn’t get very far either. Damn dirty apes…. errr…. uhm… nevermind.
Anyways, here’s a stupid little list that would be cool if it were true.
The Top 10 Things That Would Be Different If Santa Were A Science Fiction Geek
10.) You asked for a train set, but got George Takei’s makeup towel from “Wrath of Khan” instead.
9.) Changes into a jolly red goo to easily slide down chimneys.
8.) “And I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, ‘Reconfigure the deflector array, and make the jump to light!'”
7.) Attack of the Clones would still suck. (Some things even Santa can’t change.)
6.) All the little boys (and some girls too) would be getting anatomically correct Xena dolls for Christmas.
5.) No toys, but children all over the world get an e-mail explaining 47 reasons why the trip is scientifically impossible.
4.) Cloned copies in malls across the country. Sleigh travels faster than light. What do you mean “if”?
3.) “Naughty/Nice” list replaced with a “Kirk/Picard” list.
2.) Christmas would have 36 minutes of never before seen footage.
and the Number 1 Thing That Would Be Different If Santa Were a Science Fiction Geek…
1.) For starters, he’d never go out on a mission dressed in red.