D’oh! I hate it when I post a blog entry and ge…

D’oh!

I hate it when I post a blog entry and get distracted and forget to publish it. That’s why the Evil post that I wrote a few days ago, suddennly appeared today. I hate missing a chance to dazzle you with my brilliance and inflict you with all the drivel and stupidity the internet has to offer.

On that note… I suggest we all take a tour of the White House. The funniest thing about this is it’s hard to seperate the truth from the fiction. Enjoy!

Better Birthdays Through Presents So I’m gettin…

Better Birthdays Through Presents

So I’m getting a really great gift for my birthday this year, or at least I think of it as a gift. Because I’m unable to travel to the states to visit my wife, my parents have decided to bring her to me. <Insert heavenly choir singing Hallejullah!> I’m really happy about this. Best birthday present Ever!

Of course… just because you can’t top that present doesn’t mean that I won’t turn my nose up at any other gifts so get out there and buy me stuff!