I hate it when I post a blog entry and get distracted and forget to publish it. That’s why the Evil post that I wrote a few days ago, suddennly appeared today. I hate missing a chance to dazzle you with my brilliance and inflict you with all the drivel and stupidity the internet has to offer.
On that note… I suggest we all take a tour of the White House. The funniest thing about this is it’s hard to seperate the truth from the fiction. Enjoy!
Better Birthdays Through Presents
So I’m getting a really great gift for my birthday this year, or at least I think of it as a gift. Because I’m unable to travel to the states to visit my wife, my parents have decided to bring her to me. <Insert heavenly choir singing Hallejullah!> I’m really happy about this. Best birthday present Ever!
Of course… just because you can’t top that present doesn’t mean that I won’t turn my nose up at any other gifts so get out there and buy me stuff!