World’s Funniest Joke? Okay, I just read this n…

World’s Funniest Joke?

Okay, I just read this news article that states that after a year of research, British Scientists have found the world’s funniest joke. Internet users worldwide apparently contributed jokes and ranked them according to their level of humor, the following joke was considered the funniest, having garnered the highest ranking and universal appeal:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”

Heh. I’d say it’s funny, but I wouldn’t consider it the funniest joke I’ve ever heard. Anyone got a better one?